You know I wanna be Kate!

therobotmonster:

chaosinacoffeecup:

bairnsidhe:

stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

(via clint-you-dummy)

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anywigwilldo:

after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me

Nothing happened. 

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.

Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture. 

aight

OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

DO IT

WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT

YES!!!

someone DMed me this and it’s so cool lol, though I didn’t do as well as I would’ve liked lol

MY BLOOD PRESSURE, OMG

I do not know Why I am reblogging this…

Why am I reblogging this ???

YO GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

This is cool!

WOAH

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

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73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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Someone forgot 51

(Source: sungso)

enoughtohold:

sirsjur:

enoughtohold:

do men even know women are people

The ones that do never get one. Deep down I think some women like getting treated like shit.

sorry to tell you this dude, but i don’t think respecting women too much is your problem

(via barredandboujee)

lexasdaughter:

Men: We don’t need super hero movies with female protagonists + female directors because people won’t like them and won’t watch them.

Wonder Woman: Hold my beer

(Source: aliciasclark, via lawschoolruinedme)

amrita31199:

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mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

HOW THE FUCK

a try it again

Lemme try

Hmm

I never got one. This was a lie lol.

I WANT A DOOT DOOT DONT FUCK ME OVER FAM

ME WANT DOOT DOOT

OMG!! I just got it . I still can’t believe it . 

(via sebstanmoviesandtv-deactivated2)

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

(via andyandnormski)

mcgregorswench:

proinsiascassidy:

one of the most iconic moments in film history is when benny has all the H OR R SSESSS and is also on the wrong side of the R I V V ERRRRRR.

(via morozovasraven)

delicatelyhaunted:

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

(via barredandboujee)